New York Times Still Holds Out Hopes for War!

Love the New York Times. Headline today on the homepage of their website, regarding the breakthrough in our lack of relations with Iran:

Deal With Iran to Halt Nuclear Program

Landmark Pact Sets a Six-Month Freeze, but Enrichment Issues Remain

Catch that but! There’s still a chance for war! Hurrah for Captain Spalding and Benjamin Netanyahu! Hang on to your Halliburton stock!

And beneath this comes, as they say in the Army, the piece of resistance:

 A Step Toward Slowing Iran’s Weapons Capability

Not a step toward peace. Colored people who wear turbans and pray to Allah don’t take steps like that.  We hold the trademark on peace, and have ever since Vietnam.