I suddenly have realized what Donald J. Trump is! He is the United States’ first amateur president!
And I think it’s fine.
Government is coming along really well.
Words have no meaning for Trump.
— Bob Cesca, Donald Trump literally knows nothing.on Salon
in 26 hrs and 2 minutes
i received 166 emails
10 of which were real
this is why they call it virtual,
though it has more to do with sloth
The short form of the extended lie, courtesy of the Washington Post, followed by some fact checking by the same:
And remember Uh-mare-rik-uh:
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
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