Love the New York Times. Headline today on the homepage of their website, regarding the breakthrough in our lack of relations with Iran:
Deal With Iran to Halt Nuclear Program
Landmark Pact Sets a Six-Month Freeze, but Enrichment Issues Remain
Catch that but! There’s still a chance for war! Hurrah for Captain Spalding and Benjamin Netanyahu! Hang on to your Halliburton stock!
And beneath this comes, as they say in the Army, the piece of resistance:
A Step Toward Slowing Iran’s Weapons Capability
Not a step toward peace. Colored people who wear turbans and pray to Allah don’t take steps like that. We hold the trademark on peace, and have ever since Vietnam.